what if I say you're not like the others

❤ sarah | 19 | UCONN


derpycats:

"Leia, play dead!"
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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via personalcadenza)

sunflower-mama:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Woah
disminucion:

Sentinel, Neil Cates
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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via yourvoiceinnovember)

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

(via tea-in-the-tardis)



jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via gnarly)