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❤ sarah | 19 | UCONN


so yesterday my friend told me a story about how his roommate from last year, during a fire alarm at 4AM, was drunk as piss. Everyone went outside and his roommate went up to the emergency exit where all the firefighters were and this asshole has his hand on the building. The firefighters are like what the fuck are you doing and he’s like “I’m just trying to hold the building down so it doesn’t fly away. It’s good, it’s not going anywhere”. and he got written up for drunkenness and my friend had to sign a thing saying it was okay for him to return to their room or something.

hahahahahha I’m glad I could share that with you tumblr

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this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

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this is making me cry laughing i dont even know why

i feel like im standing next to a speaker at a function

somebody’s auntie’s awful car stereo

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i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice
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Anonymous asked:
i cant tell you who i am bc that would ruin it, but i can tell you that i know you irl and i think youre a beautiful and fantastic person and if you get sad remember that someone loves u a lot

I have an idea who this is, but thanks for the anon support o 3o I appreciate it. :) been kinda down lately