so yesterday my friend told me a story about how his roommate from last year, during a fire alarm at 4AM, was drunk as piss. Everyone went outside and his roommate went up to the emergency exit where all the firefighters were and this asshole has his hand on the building. The firefighters are like what the fuck are you doing and he’s like “I’m just trying to hold the building down so it doesn’t fly away. It’s good, it’s not going anywhere”. and he got written up for drunkenness and my friend had to sign a thing saying it was okay for him to return to their room or something.
hahahahahha I’m glad I could share that with you tumblr